I would definitely use this in my closing arguments.
“Look at this guy! He’s absolutely dreamy!”
This is probably the first step towards being a bad attorney.
The View From the Shore
i will reblog these for forever.
(Source: disneyladiesfromlastnight)
(Source: disneyladiesfromlastnight)
NOW, THE STORY OF A SUPERHERO TEAM WHO WAS NEEDED TO FIGHT THINGS, AND THE ONE MAN WHO HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO BRING THEM ALL TOGETHER.
It’s Avengered Development.
(Source: -andrews, via pleatedjeans)
Every time I check my bank account…
latest crochet project! this is a doily. it’s kind of old-fashioned. but i am vintage to the soul!! love the thread because it changes colors :)
pattern is from the April 2012 issue of Crochet World.
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.
President Barack Obama
(via barackobama)
(via kiyannasquotebook)
YOU EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK ‘HOLY SHIT. WHO IS THAT TOTAL SEX BOMB WITH THE KILLER SMILE AND THE BANGIN’ BODY?’
EVERY TIME, MY FRIEND. EVERY TIME.
YOU EVER ATTRIBUTE THAT TO CONSTANTLY BEING DRUNK?
ABSOLUTELY. MY SELF-CONFIDENCE IS THROUGH THE ROOF EVER SINCE I STARTED HITTING THE HOOCH AT BREAKFAST.
my life …
Your grandma is in heaven, spitting down at you.
grandma was right to crack down on her ridiculous grandchild. this is what spendthrift trusts were MADE for.
congrats, leslie!!!
i haven’t cried this much at a tv show since jim & pam got married.
AND JON RALPHIO MAKES IT PERFECT!
